Wednesday, September 20, 2006
haha, this blog has become my space for loads of crap
anw, i saw this while reading the newpaper today and i thought it was amusing...
it kinda goes like this:
depending on your background, you will view the world differently. Here is an example of how different people view a kiss:
professor of accountancy: a kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned
professor of geometry: a kiss is the shortest distance between two lips
professor of zoology: a kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria
professor of physiology: a kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a contracted state
professor of dentistry: a kiss is infectious and antiseptic
and finally, a little PCME
professor of physics: a kiss is the contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart
professor of chemistry: a kiss is the reaction of interaction between two hearts
professor of algebra: a kiss is inifinty because it is two divided by nothing
professor of economics: a kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply
that last one was my favourite xD
hope that little crap was enough to give u guys some laugh (at least) stay happy even when u have to go through all that mugging!
note: the above sentence is not meant for certain people who finds pleasure in mugging.
10:29 PM: aaron
